Crush "The Patriarchy" Stress Ball - Hand Over Your Fairy Cakes
Now whenever you're feeling stressed with the state of things you can literally CRUSH the patriarchy with this stress ball. They make a great gift for a feminist friend or you can sit one on your desk or in your bag to take out your frustrations on after being whistled at in the street.
If you're giving this as a gift, you can add a red canvas draw-string bag to keep your stress ball safe.
Light blue squishy stress ball with white print on one side that reads "The Patriarchy".